the annual scholastic book fair was the only reason i didn’t drop out of elementary school
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
then you’d be phoebe buffay
STOP FREAKIN OUT THAT THERES NOTHING SUPERNATURAL ABOUT THIS EPISODE BECAUSE ITS FREAKIN HAPPENED BEFORE!!